so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
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marie, from norway. body modifications fascinate me. i'm currently studying performing arts. i'd like to study psychology. i'm as gay as ever
for you Glen Cocoso you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
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I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
I JUST SPIT MY BEER ON MY KEYBOARD
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hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
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i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
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finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz
NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.
what the fUCK
CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????
I WENT ON HER BLOG
SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER
SHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
Omg!!
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ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
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