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  2. meanplastic:

    WAKE UP AMERICA

    (Source: changesmith2, via rum-galaxy)

     


  3. kushroom:

    so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

    (via rum-galaxy)

     

  4. kristenwiiggle:

    sonicdrivein:

    I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

    I JUST SPIT MY BEER ON MY KEYBOARD

    (Source: ije0ma, via myselfxn)

     

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  7. pleatedjeans:

    “My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

    (via pizza)

     


  8. tupacabra:

    “…and that’s my presentation.”

    image

    (via lanahdelgey)

     

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  10. plenair:

    actionjackel:

    hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

    image

    wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

    (Source: stahl-ebooks, via dumpsterfetus)

     

  11. darrenpillowscriss:

    aesawinterfell:

    yodropthechampagne:

    i wrote a poem

    whoa

    I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

    (Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh, via em-b)

     

  12. lolsofunny:

    davejade-does-that:

    mybuttisaurus:

    janesmoustachio:

    haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

    heartshiddles:

    finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz

    NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.

    what the fUCK

    CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????

    I WENT ON HER BLOG

    SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER

    imageSHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR

    (lol here!)

    (Source: heartattackle, via kristiyuliana)

     

  13. fuckyeahlaughters:

    firestorm3:

    softroot:

    Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious

    Omg!!

    (Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via kristiyuliana)

     

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  15. lindsaychrist:

    ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

    (via iamthefemalequasi)